Bad Miko! Don't use the rattle like that!

The miko! She has some emotional issues caused by a need to have attention, love, and the best of everything. Sure she starts of nice and sweet, but deep down inside she's a nasty little thing. She gets sucked into the book and decides its her right to try and screw up her best friend's life just because she thought she got raped and because Tama-chan wouldn't grope her. It's not Miaka's fault that her seishi are all bishounen men who through themselves at her feet her while U-E gets stuck with the deranged freaks. There's only so many bishounen to go around. Besides, U-E doesn't even appreciate the sexy men she ~does have. Yo-yo boy for instance. While she does give Nakago a chance, he's just to sadistic for her. Besides, he keep hitting on her Tama-chan. And then! At the last moment, she goes and turns on her Lizard-sama who had given her everything that she had wanted. She locks him up like an animal and then runs to join the Chickens. That's just wrong. But there might be hope for her yet. After all, once you've gone salamander, you can never go back. Its just not the same.
Oh. And just incase you're curious, Hongou Yui translates roughly to Only from the Village. I think. Is she one of the Village People? Only time can tell.

'Kagie-chan. With a name that means Heart, mind, or soul you would think he'd be nice. But he's one of the cruelest, cold hearted shoguns out there. And just like his miko, he's blonde! That seems to be most of his problem, as it usually is for most people. No one will accept him because he's a blonde. I guess in Kutou they haven't heard of the phrase 'Blondes have more fun'. Well Kagie-chan certainly has some fun. He manipulates his miko, licks the enemy, and whips the Seiryuu puppy. Not only that, but he also has two worshippers of his own, both more than willing to please him in whatever fashion possible. He also has nifty magical powers using his chi. Too bad the only woman in his life that he'll accept is his mom. Electra complex? Wait. Wrong one. Anyways, he also has a twisted side of his own, picking up a few tips from Babysitter Boshi, he carries around Soi-sauce's corpse for a few episodes. And she thought he didn't care.

Babysitter Boshi Mi-sama is the caretaker of the group. Despite being the smallest he seems to be the most responcible of the group. So long as you don't find anything wrong with summoning youma and possessing little boys. While floating around with his rattle, Babysitter Boshi gives helpful advice to his miko and fellow shichiseishi. For instance, telling Soi-sauce that she can't be jealous of her Miko. Miko's have certain attention-grabbing rights. He's also very loyal to Salamander-sama. That gives him an A in my book. Besides, who could not like a cute little snake-eyed bugger like him? Best of all, he possessed Nukem Chiriko and made him kill himself. Even if it resulted in his own death as well. Death by Rattle. The only way to go.

Tomotoes! Here's the Seiryuu Fruit. He's not anything like the Suzaku fruit though. Things grow differently in the east. He has two loves of his life. Kagie and the clam. I'm still trying to decide which comes first. Shin, as he calls the clam, it not only his love but also his weapon. It's good for miko hunting and sight seeing alike. He wears traditional play makeup, the colors symblizing various things which I can't remember at the moment. He's also rather particular about keeping Yo-Yo boy from U-E. Some seishi just don't want to see that sort of thing after all. If he can't get the Chickie no miko, then no one will get the Lizard no Miko. Unofrtunately, Yo-Yo boy's too much for him to handle, and the Yo-Yos get the best of him. May he have eternal dreams of his oyster. Kakakakakaka.

Ashy-puppy! The Seiryuu pet puppy. He's the poor abused shichiseishi that we all ignore. And why do we ignore him? He's a puppy. Sure playing fetch the shinzaho was good fun, but who needs a puppy around? Well Kagie, showing his sadomasocistic pleasure, broke out the whip and Ashy-puppy became the sacrifical lamb- er puppy. We really don't get too see too much of him since he's usually out burying tomotoes' make up in the back yard, but at least we can say he took a chicken with him.

The good bad guy, Fluteboy. Traitor! Evil Traitor! Suuure.. he started off good by pretending to be good and then ruining the whole Chicken Sacrifice.. But then he had to go and change his mind about things.. Didn't even bother to tell his Yo-Yo brother that he was still alive. Perhaps the one neat thing about him is that if you run slice up his brother, he'll get the message too. They were the ones who brought up the idea of telephones. But anyways, he has a thing for his flute. Always always playing it. While being musically talented is OK, playing with your instument all day long is not. Run along, Fluteboy. Go play with your flute and your Chicken friends. We don't need you.

Now this twin's a Seiryuu at heart. The younger of the siblings, Psycho Yo-Yo Boy has some mental issues. He loves two things more than anything else, kind of like Tomotoes. In no particular order other than my personal preference: U-E and Fluteboy. He gets a little emotional, and maybe a bit high strung at moments, but at least he has spirit. Go Yo-Yo Boy, Go! Sadly, U-E never gives him a chance.. She was a bit preoccupied with thoughts of Tama-chan. So instead, he had to get a kiss from his brother. They almost look alike... Close enough, I suppose. Yo-Yo boy uses his Yo-Yos as a weapon. Not those Yo-Yo's of course.. but the other ones.. The ones that aren't attached to him. Tomotoes wouldn't let him use the other ones... Pretty much he flings em around.. Kind of like dodge ball.. He only lost once.. But, in a game like this, you only get to lose once.

And lastly.. The streetwalker.. Chi doesn't seem to be the only thing Soi-sauce raises.. She and 'Kagie have extracurricular activities other than bashing the Chickens.. She tries seducing Tama-chan but has about as much luck as U-E. Tama-chan must be blind. So instead of seducing, Soi-sauce just zapped them a bit. Electro shock therapy. Only the best for the feathery freaks. This girl also has some measurements that are probaby not seishilly possible. Get a breast reduction girl. You're making Ashy-puppy jealous. Soi-sauce does do one brave, yet stupid, thing.. She leaps infront of a rabid sword to protect her 'Kagie.. How sweet.. Too bad she's dead. Fear not, she's still around for a few more episodes as the corpse that would not rot.You'd think it'd smell after a while.. Maybe Soi-sauce just wore a LOT of perfume.